Poster by U.R. Spam
poster presented at Swansea, Wales, 1988
Maximally Scoopersymmetric K9 Theory for Innumerate Pedestrians
Ulysses R. Spam
W.I.M.P. - Welsh Institute for Mathematical Physics
URSPAM @ ONO0U2.BITNET
In 1981 Hammephat  initiated the study of inedible turbulent colloidal
physics with his ground-breaking work on the wurst example of a flatulent
Schinkenfett bundle. The stringy gravy in this model was rather difficult to
cope with, but in the end it was overcome with the Sugarwata construction by
Gelusille and Maalochs . The same method was later used by Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Hammephat and Spam [4-9] in an attempt to understand
high-temperature viscoelastic left-driving superconductors recently discovered
in reentrant spinning glass pots at the University of Wales refectory .
Unfortunately, the rare bits of this substance that might have been suitable for
further investigation decayed rapidly in heavy precipitation, and have since
disappeared into a hyperbolic sink [11-13]. Having Caerphilly considered
the available data, however, we believe that the superconductors are best
described by theStickleberg-Dribble model as follows:
Observe that owing to the renormalized funneling effect,
there will be a nonzero transition probability for some superconductivity vortices
to funnel funds into the refectory through a quenched ziggurat on a KAM (Kennel
at Mumbles) torus [12, 14-16]. At the KAM torus the Bark effect is quite
pronounced, and some K9s will attain unbounded Muzzel velocities in a finite
time. Since it is possible for the outgoing Mutt scattering field Phi\subdo to
intersect either the Moody-Katz subspace or the Rabbit-Poultry subspace,
H\subKW\supera(P), we must calculate the cross-section,
We observe that the cross-section becomes unbounded on multiple scales (musical
scales, fish scales, etc.). The decibel level also increases rabbitly [17, 18].
If the scoopersymmetric scooper law applies to the unleashed Mutt field Phi\subdo,
the result is singular-continuous spectral cacophony . On the other hand, in
the absence of a scooper law, a well-known pedestrian catastrophe occurs .
I.A.M.P. budget limitations do not allow the proper acknowledgment of
the valuable assistance from our champion postdogs Phydeaux and Reauverre.
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4. U.R. Spam: Misrepresentation Theory of Microlocal Knots I. Nonexistence
of Local Physics. J. Improb. Theory 22, 34-50 (1987).
5. U.R. Spam: More Morphological Homeomorphisms of Homothetic
Repetitions. J. Resume Pad. 22, 51-67 (1953).
6. U.R. Spam: Misrepresentation Theory of Microlocal Knots II.
Counterexamples to the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. Fatuous Math. J.
22, 68-84 (1988).
7. U.R. Spam: Misrepresentation Theory of Microlocal Knots III.
Nonexistence of the I.A.M.P., In prep.
8. U.R. Spam: The Paradox of Self Reference. I.A.M.P. Poster,
9. I. Hammephat and U.R. Spam: Upper and Lower Bounds for 5 Pi.
J. Math. Triv. 22, 85-101 (1982).
10. Dim Ysmygu: Quenching Ziggurats by Wetting. J. Welsh Inst. Math.